21 February 2012

ON TRYING TO WRITE LIKE JAMES JOYCE


I offer my thanks and apologies to those of you who suffered (or will suffer) through my two James Joyce sketches, Another Drossier from the Ministry of Finicking Walks (the parody) and Macaroni Swallowed (the pastiche).  I wanted here to explain my fascination with Finnegans Wake, and to discuss some of what I learned in writing these feuilletons.  I really want to talk about the pastiche, my attempt to write something original in a Joycean fashion, since the parody is little more than a shaggy Joyce story, patterned after some of the novel's better-known passages.  Anyway, if you're sorry you ever heard of Finnegans Wake, stop reading this now.  Consider yourself warned.

Auden once remarked that books read us, rather than the other way around.  I was first read by Finnegans Wake in my last year of high school, opened up to it by my beloved and mischievous English teacher, Mr. Cooper.  Later that year a group of Joyce enthusiasts at the University of Colorado took turns reading Finnegans Wake aloud, straight through, for the first time since it came out in 1939.  I had already made my European Lit. class listen to the actress Siobhan McKenna reading excerpts from the chapter Anna Livia Plurabelle, and I knew the text came through more clearly heard than read.  My friend John and I found out about the marathon reading a couple of hours before it began, and cajoled a parent to spirit us up to Boulder, making it just in time.  When the reading was over, we had sat through more of its thirty-two-and-a-half hours than anyone else in the audience, having taken an hour's break around 3 a.m. to gulp down some silver-dollar pancakes at an IHOP (or was it Denny's?).  The longer I listened, the more I seemed to understand, although I wish I'd read more than just the book beforehand--had studied a translation of the libretto, so to speak.  By the end of the reading, however, we felt as if we'd really lived through something important and splendid.  As one of our fathers was picking us up right afterwards, we couldn't accept the last-minute invitation to the cast party.  What a pity.  Some of the enthusiastic readers were really quite fetching, too...

That was all a long time ago, and while I remained seriously engaged with the book for a long time, it's been a few years since I spent any time with it.  I don't quite know why I was inspired--if that's the right word--to essay these ventriloquizzical (sorry!) exercises all of a sudden.  Joyce's birthday was 2 February--Groundhog Day or Midwinter Day, as you prefer--and perhaps that's what prompted me.  I don't think I would have considered such an ambitious foray until I'd done some other writing first, so maybe I was driven to write these sketches as I approached the first anniversary of The Library of Altered States.  And maybe it's just because I'm a paronomasiomane, as my children could tell you, if not by that neologism.  Well anyway, as you from puns would pardoned be, let your indulgence set me free.  All right, now that I've apologized, let me explain.

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As I began this corkscrewy experiment, I hoped to learn something about how Joyce actually wrote.  In retrospect I'd infer that my writing process involved a series of transformational steps, but that inference is to some extent a heuristic fiction, because elements of my text frequently presented themselves as a single gesture.  At any rate, this is the sequence: first came a narrative line and a tone of voice; then I thought of words to enact them (as one would for any piece of writing); then I substituted homophones for most of the words, so that reading them aloud would produce some approximation to the original text.  Too right, thus aweigh, assisi, and have it formal a swell, O diction.  Yes, that's right, "To write this way is easy, and habit-forming as well: addiction."  At this stage, there was little active selection among possible homophones, except that I hoped the new text might counterfeit normal syntax.  I mostly put down whatever offered first.  Exact homophony mattered less than a decent approximation of sounds.  As an extreme example, Tokarev the zounds intersensual ticker-off thumbs' elves is purely a string of unconnected near-homophonic substitutions, given coherence only by the quote from Alice they're embodied in: "Take care of the sounds and the sense'll take care of themselves."  (You may have noticed that "themselves" should have been "itself," but apparently I was nodding.)  This rudimentary level of substitution might be said to constitute the writing proper. 

Revision played a much larger part in the process than in most writing, and was an altogether more interesting process: the convergence of homophony (and other non-denotative aspects of language like onomatopeia, prosody, and rhyme) and substantive meaning.  As in any sustained act of bricolage--which is a defining characteristic of much High Modernist art, literary and otherwise--accident and purpose danced in a happy dialectic.  What counted in this stage was how successfully an acceptable range of denotations was suggested by the finished text.  Thus, the coinage meimeosas was meant to convey:  a) (most importantly for the sense) "mimesis;" b) "meiosis;" and c) "mimosas:" with such success as the reader may judge.  I kept reading the text over, looking for places where the substitutions didn't enrich the meaning of the text, and replacing them with other homophones.

As this recursive interrogation went on, the word-substitutions slowly assembled themselves into agglomerations which conveyed a significant meaning distinct from--and complementary to--that of the ur-text: meaning which echoed, commented on, subverted, modulated, or imposed parallax upon the original meaning.  Thus in paragraph four, Broth bountiful and trop (obstruct end o' days)? seems to ask, "What's too much?  Will I overwhelm the ur-text with too many extra meanings?  What are the limits of intelligibility?"  However, the ur-text asks, "Both Beautiful and True ([the] 'Abstract Entities' [of T. S. Eliot's Whispers of Mortality])?"  This is meant to ask, "How should this text be substituted so as to remain both true and beautiful to read?"  Put together, the different meanings are meant to suggest that excess (trop means "too much") might well carry all the virtues pertinent to a work of art, and even that it may fend off death--that personal apocalypse--much as we hope chicken soup would do.  I offer this as a Joycean riposte to Eliot's witty gloom ("And even the Abstract Entities/ Circumambulate her charm,/But our lot crawls between dry ribs/ To keep our metaphysics warm.")

Here is an example of the recursive process of composition, interrogation, and revision.  At the beginning of paragraph three, my narrative required me to enact a state of mind in which the narrator ("I") gives up trying to renounce Joycean wordplay and reconciles himself instead, with increasing enthusiasm, to figuring out the rules of doing it well.  I used the phrase "alea jacta est"--"the die is cast"--as Julius Caesar is supposed to have said when he broke the Senate's laws by crossing the Rubicon with his legions to advance upon Rome.  This first came out as aliyah jokester asked, a rendition firmly anchored in the Joycean denotation of jokester.

Later, aliyah snagged my eye, and what happened next took place almost instantaneously, but may be tedious to read.  One of my narrative conceits was that  "I" was being ridden by a Joycean loa, like a zombie.  Aliyah jokester weakly implied something like "go home, Joyce-loa," and so it survived the initial act of composition.  When it returned to my notice however, that implication struck me as far too flimsy to enrich the subtext.  More damningly still, its exotic color upstaged jokester, rather like a talking parrot in Elsinore.  Olio sprang to mind to replace it, and offered a precise reference to Finnegans Wake, since it means "hodgepodge."  Olio jokester, now put together, meant "the writer of Finnegans Wake," or "the imago of James Joyce inside my head," and jokester had been strengthened rather than attenuated.  All of this happened immediately upon my judging aliyah unfit to stay.

A day or two later, the word "glossolalia"--"speaking in tongues"--popped into my head as a perfect description of the Joycean project, and I decided I had to find a place for it.  Instantly, colossal olio presented itself as a fuller description of Finnegans Wake, which is a big book.  Colossal olio jokester asked is a bit unwieldy and weakens the integrity of "alea jacta est" slightly, but the enrichment of jokester with "glossolalia" was too good to pass up.

Where does this process of elaborative revision stop, and why?  A second later a new coinage appeared: "Panglossolalia," which might mean something like "speaking in all tongues," or "babbling like Pangloss," or perhaps "all is for the best in this mist of all possible languages."  Such sudden fusion of two distinct ideas into a new concept through a shared element was characteristic of this experiment.  For example, in the first paragraph, Judah spree day-scholier mixes "jeu d'esprit" with "esprit d'escalier," and offers precisely the image for my situation after publishing Another Drossier from the Ministry of Finicking Walks, that is, "longing to resume an episode of wordplay right after it ends."  "Panglossolalia" seemed like an excellent elaboration, but when rendered as Pancolossal olio--or even softened as pancolossal olio--it lost its charm: it weakened and confused colossal, it distracted the eye from jokester (much as aliyah had done), and it definitely overbalanced "alea jacta est."  If I'd thought of it, I might have tried out puncolossal olio jokester asked, which would still hint at Dr. Pangloss while intensifying jokester, but the same aesthetic considerations of balance would probably have led me to discard it.  If every tessera gleams too brightly, the grand design of the mosaic disappears under its details.  Parts of Finnegans Wake could certainly have used the kind of maieutic pencil-sharpener with which Ezra Pound shaped the rough-hewn Waste Land.

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Finnegans Wake is meant to be the longest dream-report ever.  The dream takes place in a single night, which is also all of human time; it recapitulates all of human cultural and political history as well as the central drama of the family.  Joyce's narrative is sequential and simultaneous all at once, and also circular--which is why it starts with a minuscule letter r.  As he had done with Ulysses, Joyce built his book like a construction project, a sort of schematic museum containing a vast array of allusions, specifically gathered and categorized in notebooks over many years.  This hyper-conscious architectural armature, however, is enveloped in a verbal tissue representing the texture of a dream before it is told: a language riddled with puns and jokes.  Joyce's gaudy and eccentric dream-mosaic bears clear analogies to dreams as described by Freud (whose name, in one of Fortune's especially lovely flourishes, seems a German version of Joyce).  The Interpretation of Dreams tells us that dreams abound in puns and "bad jokes" because they are formed through the action of 'condensation' and 'displacement' (see my earlier entry "A Dream Is a Rebus:" A Primer of Dream-Construction).

What struck me most in my own experience of writing was that significant meanings seemed to coalesce without conscious intention.  I only had to ask myself, "Is there a better choice than this?" for an usable replacement to appear in my awareness, clearly evoked by the demands of fitness to the narrative agenda of the moment.  This tendency went on well beyond the lifetime of the sketch (more esprit d'escalier).  For instance, as I wrote these words my pastiche of Mallarmé (to pastrify the wards of the tribune) floated into my mind, and I instantly realized with chagrin that I had missed the chance to refer to the grand old man of French modern poetry as "Mallomar"--not quite a pastry, but damn near.  The word "Mallomar" had never occurred to me when the word pastrify presented itself, but I'm sure it would have sprung to mind automatically if I'd thought of mentioning Mallarmé's name.  I rarely had to struggle with the text to find the right substitution; it seemed to revise itself, if I interrogated it enough.  My difficulty was in deciding to stop revising, not in how to go on doing it.

The analogies between dream-mechanisms and my experience of writing seem quite clear.  Replacing the ur-text with homophones--the writing, as distinct from the revision--corresponds to the translation of dream-thoughts into images.  The subsequent process of revision used condensation and displacement to pepper the text with jokes, that is, to produce new and subversive meanings by further substitutions and elaborations.  The pruning which led to my ejecting the particle "pan-" from colossal olio jokester asked is a more conscious version of the final operation in dream-formation, 'secondary revision,' that is, revision for the sake of establishing or reasserting narrative continuity.  This level of revision might be thought of as focusing on how well larger assemblages of elements work together to carry through the narrative intention.  For instance, at a certain point I realized that the middle of my essay had assumed the form of an exchange between aspects of the narrator (the writer and an inner demiurge, so to speak), and so I recast it explicitly as a dialogue of Self and Soul: this might be taken as another example of 'secondary revision.'

So far so good.  But dreams are not jokes.  Dreams are produced because powerful repressed urges push towards consciousness, and do so more successfully during sleep.  They are not consciously willed (except for the uncommon phenomenon of 'lucid dreaming'), nor, unlike jokes, are they meant to be 'understood.'  However, my experience while writing and revising was that while jokes appeared instantaneously, as if they already existed in my unconscious mind, they were 'released' because I wished them to be.  It was the hope of clarifying that apparent paradox which led me to read Freud's Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, which he published in 1905, five years after his dream-book, almost as an ancillary text in the study of unconscious thinking and its effects.

For Freud, there is a special pleasure inherent in producing speech that reaches back towards the nonsense of childhood, that plays with rhyme, rhythm, onomatopoeia, homophony, and all the other non-denotative aspects of language which Joyce so reveled in.  Certainly, any time spent around children at their ease will demonstrate this pleasure in near-sense and pseudo-sense beyond a doubt.  While I was writing these I was in the grip of a pleasurable excitement verging on giddiness, an irrepressible ebullience of pun-making which for some days threatened to pervert everything I heard (I think I mostly kept this quiet, but perhaps I flatter myself).  When I heard something which engaged this process, a pun would come to me and I'd wonder something like, "Could that be understood to mean anything witty?"  In descriptions of untreated schizophrenia, this is called "klanging," the production of "klang associations" (meaning something like "associations based on sound" in German), although the process there is autistic rather than consensual, not aimed at achieving wit.  "Word salad," by the way, is also a term used to describe the speech of certain schizophrenics.

At any rate, my paronomasia brought with it an expansive mood (no longer present) which made me curious.  Clearly, it was entrained by constant punning, which was more extreme than anything I've indulged before.  As Freud describes joke-formation, a thought which arises preconsciously--that is, a thought which is outside conscious awareness, but not repressed--dips down into the repressed unconscious and is subjected to "the unconscious thought-processes...the one and only ones--produced in early childhood," namely condensation and displacement.  "The thought which, with the intention of constructing a joke, plunges into the unconscious is merely seeking there for the ancient dwelling-place of its former play with words...so as once more to gain possession of the childish source of pleasure."  Because of the special nature of such "primary process" thinking, the elements of the thought are taken apart, reassorted according to analogies both denotative and otherwise, and the reassembled thought then reappears in consciousness as a joke.  Because analogical thinking of this kind is simultaneous rather than sequential, it seems to take place instantly.  Freud does mention the high spirits which accompany punning, but sees them as loosening barriers against the unconscious, rather than as resulting from greater access to it.

Earlier in his book Freud says that 'tendentious' jokes, meaning those by which hostility or obscenity escape the usual censorship in disguise, produce more forceful laughter than 'innocent' ones.  While that observation makes sense (and is more consistent with the drive behind dream-formation), it doesn't quite seem to account for the gleeful energy that spurred on my written joking, which seems, by Freud's criteria, quite 'innocent' to me.  I know from experience that innocent but unexpected jokes sometimes provoke boisterous laughter, and of course the unwitting teller of an innocent joke often laughs in delight afterwards.

Still, the tone of both my pieces may offer a clue that their joking is not altogether 'innocent' despite the innocence of their content.  They both carry an air of impertinent mockery, a slightly jeering tone also found in plenty in Joyce's book.  No doubt some of that tone was acquired from those passages in the book, but Finnegans Wake contains many richly different voices, and the cynical voice is what drew me in first.  Perhaps my willed immersion in the joke-work--my prolonged exposure to the daemons of childhood--set free an element of grandiose, exhibitionistic, jocularly aggressive nose-thumbing normally kept in check.  If that's true, then I imagine Joyce had to learn to master it--to sublimate it--in order to evoke other emotional modes in that tendentious language of dreams and jokes.

Ultimately, at this 1905 stage of theoretical development, Freud could not answer the question of how or why the joke-to-be is drawn into the unconscious at the behest of consciousness, with the aim of producing pleasure.  He says, "we can...assume that the possible form of expression that involves a yield of verbal pleasure exercises the same downward drag on the still unsettled wording of the preconscious thought as did the unconscious purpose [i.e., the repressed impulse seeking discharge] in the earlier case [of a dream.  But]...I have no further proof of my view...Our knowledge of unconscious processes has scarcely begun."  Not a very satisfying answer.  I don't know yet whether he took up the subject of joking later, as his theory evolved. 

I suppose the real point is that play is another country: we do things differently there.

13 February 2012

TUMMYACHE FOR A HUNDRED VISIONS AND REVISIONS

Joysad treble (concertenure) laving weasands off Punagains Weak: punter's galways everreturned crowbarred, compolutely cupboard in attritions and conniptions.  Caprice afterbeck uncle newteen fifth-rate hidden oddending, a pologue, elustive encryptions toothylast setto gulleys, jimsown fight to phoenixh.  Accordiont endemic prosecesse of texual uglification ether.  Cleavarivacuations captain proseincenting thingsolves, foothering nowaydears.  Hearer, summa my corkuptions:

Hippogriff     Lion   
        1               1      Fire "Ayeve tryeed", right "Oft wryed"
        "               1      Fire "deWit", right "deWitt"
        "               1      Fire "twained", right "twinned"
        "               2      Dalite "Injeness"
        "               3      Fire "(a loa)", right "(a loang)"
        "               3      Putt "(looka zoombye)" wry tufter "Ogun"
        "               5      Fire "Pauzze", right "Pauzzo"
        "               5      Fire "dime", right "dieme"
        2               3      Fire "Half-barred", right "Half-bared"
        "               7      Fire "gracers", right "graces"
        "               7      Fire "Rudely", right "Readily"
        "               7      Fire "Al", right "al"
        "               8      Fire "troll", right "tryall"
        "               9      Fire "uthers sow", right "unthers see"
        3               1      Fire "winter lowqualizing", right "wantreallikewiseing"
                                
                                 ex cathedra, bed sittera, gob stoppera, Great Scotthorror

Adventurely, Jayses consternections weary inkerspirited endue detoxed, machinate mulch osier treed.  Howrigan knife dundersame:
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MACARONI SWALLOWED

What, stoppunning?!  Oft wryed, bit canaled deWitt.  Eiffeld twinned this tour of Babble.  Pottery's Nineveh Finnish, marely a bandersnatched, by farce, Invalerytilly pursed.  Or, invaliant errorly, hey janxt to sin (a loang) Ogun (looka zumbye).  Judah spree day-scholier complines, tiercely vespers (no stannic-luck skulker he!)--one true dreamer, force physix, Sabinate, nein? (Pauzzo.  Caezura dieme)--Quarkadaedaldue!  Time to begin agoing, run agate, pun agon, feign again Funny Jin--wake, Wake, WAKE! 

Too right, thus aweigh, assisi, and have it formal a swell, O diction.  Insufferablated by Choice's pneuma tics, my inner landscage is idealectofried--TVA not TV, doubt it's quotation.  Can eumenides?  O rest esy?  Half-bared dreams: Aye dares drub discursive anymadhesion?  Eave bloukoum a lily blottoseater; strap-in his daffycult.  A symphony infacted by counter-Joyce memes, and Av nenuphar boon taxineeded.  Pun is borne to troubledears, Oster sparks flyipwords.  The associolitterative fooled Safire, stumped at butterflayr epigone. Sample graces: Readily Macher (trubba not!); mucklurk porridge, al Exemo horrorshow tryall; the toy-tripped triggers oft Infancy; undercourse Elys'on pundermandrillum, unthers see waders.  Yorick, light us, torch us to Cairo not Tokay, Teacher's, Toby's still.  Helpless nutter Step hen dearsome forever twyst!  But aleas it's nogoad Tory.

  Sylph:  I canna chop it thin?  Thus Joyous understundying vie meimeosas, wantreallikewiseing a weigh-in to dreamcountrary?  O Kay, colossal olio jokester asked, ifso, fatso, howlieu prosecede?  Wet thrulles aptlie to stitch lottery Brücke-college?  Città folk shun, O say, bward James, crossmess parzle?  Interattunement, Homerseal troyed, or crowdery pleasesir?  Sot factor affliction?  Wot jersey maids: demonstretchum, indiscrept shun, X prosission, Pally A. Nation, rammit orgy, hammylettext, sa-Tyros, pirady, Mimi sissy?  Howdyah delemmingate the banned rose (banloose) of the fold?  How chorale yore ward-hordses?  Houghton pastrify the wards of the tribune?  Helter Shepard Katz?  Mechno punsensor porpoise?  Canst raize (Levinate) tunas, widowed Annette? 
     If Corsican watch the store, York, hourmature (skillet, hon) of the Noratiff: bedwetter the mussels, nervous vassals, ees hares ort?  Sominy questings to parseyou.  Shad owl sovereignty tropes of ambiquity (and Emp some!) being cloudded?  Ysold eliberation valeted?  Broth bountiful and trop (obstruct end o' days)?  Watts gesso, wits ever rot?  Waits allwed, weights frere verse?  Shoedye shawharm in as much ambigaiety, as manna aliments as acorn, chap fulla nuts as a chickmump, strewords a rum galleon, tumuli raisings inter priddeng?  Willa cockup a hottering djinnius hog gluten notion lucca lingual carabiniaro; testy mettle of saucy Jessy; succotash haggies (bile and babble); cadger eye spice messer pourritch?  Re-eyesore me!
   Saul:  Shore, wittels?  Bouillevairsse!  Exspoliade the starry!  Tether modyarn traumbucken wrider tortoise--that Kill-ease sickman--abeaut sidekick debtor minis-truism, trustyer umclampshears prunning for narrowtive thryst.  His new roses, hys steery (Joyses), both pen in umbresse undertau zones of asocialoceans, and scrumptiously.  Tokarev the zounds intersensual ticker-off thumbs' elves.  So daunt be Freudened, done by tents, lets we g'wam and Cotuit!
    Sylph:  You sore?
    Saul:  Look, thrust the farce, ma'an!
  Sylph:  Oaky jokey.  Hearbsalyst of scourses passable.  Yesumé personnel references?  Lowcal crullers (var. Bosthoon)--Baking Hell; Scopellay Swear; Slumberveale; Kenless Square nomore, Sue Barbie Ann; Citgo letitgo; Johnnycake Touring (impudentially); Onion Squalor; D'ya make her Plain? 
    Saul:  Chick.  (Deliberate ploy Izvestia?  O ja!)
    Sylph:  Alfabestial?  Lisztry?   Bottle nymps?  Motor ghost dreymification? 
    Saul:  Czech.
    Sylph:  Joggerforay, litterchore, aisance? 
    Saul:  Wattles?
    Sylph:  Walkabout rheumor, is't allayed?  Watteauve hoarselauves, mimsy, comodices?
  Saul:  Nonono!  Rot a jakes in this wool outrance: Thesis a sillious bidness, labor nth deggereel--*y--aspace dumbisilly!  Caper opiniump tersleeve!  Shawzam daiquirum!  No luffing aloud, check?  De Gowin and kip Gawain.
    Sylph:  Orky doxy.  Landbridge of flow-ers?  Epithetamicum?
    Saul:  Chuck.
    Sylph:  Lokiay.  In dreck illeutions, light sportif, relaytod Thebes? 
    Saul:  Chock.
  Sylph:  End of cruise, occidental fallicities scribed or proscribed.  Murther my sweets!  Weed opus, Lex!  But witch dartlings demur dear?  Huw Chewsent?  Phlox simple, housel eye maim this hearessy?  Mickeyrooney sullied?  Mockarunic solid?  Macarena squalid?  Amuckrunning sillied?  Ouchoos!?  
    Saul:  Idaho: Alaska.

Now wandered he switzzled perchoyce, O fill the jim joynts, t'weak poorshames to dram, for serving tin ears!  Sinjim, set a pun by paronomastoidtons, pawn (de mie) urged and pendaemoniummed, Persse-coted by punic worse (lexsicle hannibalism), noncompulssed by part-manitou men (yeah!), wiles mystering the drum-rules (ratatat!) uffish Walking dream.  Madderhern (shaw!) writer scan a cat.  Imaging a brain carrion thus constraint--malty fairyless rubygold burglary for Mavourneen tears--eye coding to wit!  Lovelacely, purr Neora honor dear swore.  Drover Crécy dinnit (viz., Anneye Loveya Pleurebel: "you're but a puny")?   Orris dwaterloo ciao ennuwaye, Poordiers.  Offer goose to court Agin, fair punnish mint, allaway to the crack of Bloom, grinning agape, bigeminy!  Git they to a punnery!

Orca.  Fad enough.  Oddiyou, police stop.  Em dun.  Dun dun dundun!  Himhell!  Humbled mitrailleuse auto ammo.  Gatling stunned.  Sprint atoomich tie 'em allrooty.  Cureya eleysian?  Cure Jura diction!  No a good jim, joys?  Gotta strait exorcising, jack it!  Ampersesst, picklerow, dangbit, opperculased in wittier prankster's double!  Neighs most under teuful drives-- cant Abaddoneate-- nighdsmair yelp from author humor banes: lemma outer Dis!  Anyibuddy dare to helpum, pure pidgin?  Cannae hylp his sylph!  Halp!  Hipholp!  Help fiend me I!

Harp!  Youse voyce from yonder binglow spakes?  Tis me Awn-gel--and aul' Nick as the son!  Nearabby!  Lesson, they sez (baht a yiz togather, now, croon brillo): "Top hat blaguerighting, Daddy Big Juan!  Eetee squall whom!"  Grace us, byabbies, hankies lots, jesting tyoom.  Re-systemboots utile.  Ohm hoom noo.  One last punt, phought to Finnishan; jest Ablather Lashted Parriody.  This: .  Full stop; abundant; woke up.


11 February 2012

MACARONI SALLIED: WAKE-ING RULES

What, stoppunning?!  Ayeve tryeed, bit canaled deWit.  Eiffeld twained this tour of Babble.  Pottery's Injeness Nineveh Finnish, marely a bandersnatched, by farce, Invalerytilly pursed.  Or, invaliant errorly, hey janxt (looka zoombye) to sin (a loa) Ogun.  Judah spree day-scholier complines, tiercely vespers (no stannic-luck skulker he!)--one true dreamer, force physix, Sabinate, nein? (Pauzze.  Caezura dime)-- Quarkadaedaldue!  Time to begin agoing, run agate, pun agon, feign again Funny Jin--wake, Wake, WAKE! 

Too right, thus aweigh, assisi, and have it formal a swell.  Insufferablated by Choice's pneuma tics, my inner landscage is idealectofried--TVA not TV, doubt it's quotation.  Can eumenides?  O rest esy?  Half-barred dreams: Aye dares drub.  Discursive anymadhesion.  Eave bloukoum a lily blottoseater; strap-in his daffycult.  I symphony infacted by counter-Joyce memes, and Av nenuphar boon taxineeded.  Pun is borne to troubledears, Oster sparks flyipwords.  The associolitterative fooled Safire, stumped at buttahflayr epigone. Sample gracers: Rudely Macher (trubba not!); mucklurk porridge, Al Exemo horrorshow troll; the toy-tripped triggers oft Infancy; undercourse Elys'on pundermandrillum, uthers sow wider.  Yorick, light us, torch us to Cairo not Tokay, Teacher's Toby's still.  Helpless nutter Step hen dearsome forever twyst!  But aleas it's nogoad Tory.

  Sylph:  I canna chop it thin?  Thus Joyous understundying vie meimeosas, winter lowqualizing a weigh-in to dreamcountrary?  O Kay, olio jokester asked, ifso, fatso, howlieu prosecede?  Wet thrulles aptlie to stitch lottery Brücke-lodge?  Cittá folk shun, O say, crossmess parzle, bward Jamie?  Interattunement, Homerseal troade, or crowdery pleasesir?  Sot factor affliction?  Whit jersey muds: demonstretchin, nondescript shun, X prosession, Palli A. Nation, rammit orgy, sa-Tyrosickle, pirady, Mimi sissy?  Howdyah delemmingate the banned rose (banloose) of the fold?  How chorale yore ward-hordses?  Hard to pastrify the wards of the tribune?  Hot, O Shepard Katz?  Mechno punsensor porpoise?  Canst raize (Levin ate) tunas, widowed Annette?  If Corsican watch the store, York, hourmature (skillet, hon) of the Noratiff: bedwetter the mussels, nervous vassals, ees hares ort?  Sominy questings to parseyou.  Shadowl sovereignty tropes of ambiquity (and Emp some!) being cloudded?  Assured eliberation valeted?  Baith bountiful and trop (obstruct end o' days)?  Watts gesso, wits ever rot?  Waits allwed, weights frere verse?  Shoedye shawharm in as manna aliments as acorn, chap fulla nuts as a chickmump, strewords a rum galleon, tumuli risings inter priddeng?  Willa cockup a hottering djinnius hog gluten notion laika lingual carabiniaro; testy mettle of saucy Jessy; succotash haggies (bile and babble); cadger eye spice messer pourritch?  De-eyesore me!
   Saul:  Shore, vittles?  Bouillevairsse!  Exspoliade the starry!  Tother modyarn traumbuck wrider tortoise--that Kill-ease--abeaut sidekick debtor minis-truism, trustyer umclampshears prunning for narrowtive thryst.  His new roses, Joyses his steery, both pen in umbrage of asocialoceans, and scrumptiously.  Tokarev the zounds intersensual ticker-off thumbs' elves.  So daunt be Freudened, done by tents, juiced we g'wam and Cotuit!
    Sylph:  You sore?
    Saul:  Look, thrust the farce, ma'an!
  Sylph:  Oaky dukey.  Hearbsalyst of scourses.  Yesumé personnel references?  Lowcal crullers (var. Bosthoon)--Bacon Hell; Scopellay Swear; Slumbervoale; Kenless Square knowmore, Sue Barbie Ann; Citgo letitgo; Johnnycake Tour (impudential); Onion Squalor; D'ya make her Plain? 
    Saul:  Chick.  (A labret ploy Izvestia?  O ja!)
    Sylph:  Alfabestial Lisztry?   Bottle nymps?
    Saul:  Czech.
    Sylph:  Joggerforay, litterchore, seance? 
    Saul:  Wattles?
    Sylph:  Walkabout rheumor, is't loud?  Watteauve hoarselauves, mimsy, comodices?
  Saul:  Nonono!  Rot a jakes in this wool outrance: Thesis a sillious bidness, labor nth deggereel--*y--aspace dumbisilly!  Caper opinium tersleef!  Shawzam daiquirum!  No luffing alewd, check?  De Gowin and kip Gawain.
    Sylph:  Orthy doxy.  Landbridge of flow-ers?  Epithetamicum?
    Saul:  Chuck.
    Sylph:  Lokiye.  In dreck Aleutians, light sportif, relaytod Thebes? 
    Saul:  Chock.
  Sylph:  End of cruise, occidental fallicities scribed or proscribed.  Murther my sweets!  Weed opus, Lex!  But witch sweats to murder?  Huw Chewsent?  Phlox simple, houselye maim this hearsay?  Mickeyrooney swallowed?  Mockarunic solid?  Macarena sullied?  Amuckrunning sillied?  Ouchoos!?  
    Saul:  Idaho: Alaska.

No wandered he, switzlered perchoyce, O fill the jim joynts, t'wake poorshames to drame, for sovran teen ears!  Sinjim, sat a pun by paronomastoidtons, pain (de mie) urged and pendaemoniummed, Persse-coted by punic worse (lexsicle hannibalism), noncompulssed by part-manitou men (yeah!), wile mystering the drum-rules (ratatat!) uffish Walking dream.  Imogene a brain carrion thus concertant malty fairyous rubegold burglary for Mavourneen tears--eye coddled toowhit!  Purr Neora honor dear swore.  Drovers missus Crécy dinnit (viz., Anneye Loveya Pleurable: "you're but a puny")?  Oris dotterloo ciao, ennuwaye, Poirdiers.  Offer goose to court Agin, fair punnish mint, allaway to the crack of Bloom, grinning agape, bigeminy!  Git they to a punnery!

Orca.  Em dun.  Dun dun dundun!  O dew pleez stoop!  Curia eleysian!  Fad enough!  Himmell!  Humbled mitrailleuse auto ammo.  Gatling dun.  Sprint atomich tie 'em allrouty.  No a good jim, joys?  Got a staff exorcising.  Ampersesst, picklerow, dangbit, opperculased in wittier prankster's double!  Neighs most rendered teuful drives-- cant Abaddoneate-- nighdsmair yelp from author humor banes: lemma outer Dis!  Anyibuddy dare to helpum, pure pidgin?  Cannae hylp his sylph!  Halp!  Hipholp!  Help fiend me I!

Harp!  Wot voyce from yonder bingalow spakes?  Tis my Angel--and auld Nick is the son!  Nearabby!  Lesson, they sez (baht a yiz togather, now, croon brillo): "Top hat frighting, Daddy Big Juan!  Eetee caul whom!"  Graciaus, byabbies, hankies lots, Justin Thyme.  Re-systemboots utile.  Ohm hoom noo.  One last punt, phought to Finnishan; jest Ablather Lashted Parriody.  This: .  Full stop; abundant; woke up.


07 February 2012

CALVINO'S AUTOHETERONTOLOGY: JE SONT DEUX AUTRES

Italo Calvino is a virtuoso of many subjects, but especially of the otherness of ourselves.  This is from "Meiosis," in the collection T Zero:

     Separation, the impossibility of meeting, has been in us from the very beginning.  We were born not from a fusion but from a juxtaposition of distinct bodies.  Two cells grazed each other: one is lazy and all pulp, the other is only a head and a darting tail.  They are egg and seed: they experience a certain timidity; then they rush--at their different speeds--and hurry toward each other.  The seed plunges headlong into the egg... the two nuclei are shattered: you might expect heaven knows what fusion or mingling or exchange of selves; instead, what was written in in one nucleus and in the other, those spaced lines, fall in and arrange themselves, on each side, in the new nucleus, very closely printed; the words of both nuclei fit in, whole and clearly separate.  In short, nobody was lost in the other, nobody has given in or has given himself; the two cells now one are packaged together but just as they were before: the first thing they feel is a slight disappointment.  Meanwhile the double nucleus has begun its sequence of duplications, printing the combined messages of father and mother in each of the offspring cells, perpetuating not so much the union as the unbridgeable distance that separates in each couple the two companions, the failure, the void that remains in the midst of even the most successful couple.
     ... What we claim to be in our exterior form counts for little compared to the secret program we carry printed in each cell, where the contradictory orders of father and mother continue arguing.  What really counts is this incompatible quarrel of father and mother that each of us drags after him...

If you incorporate chromosomal recombination into this model, it's no wonder that even the two distinct sets of orders are garbled...

04 February 2012

ANOTHER DROSSIER FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINICKING WALKS

"like a goodish-sized sheet of letterpaper originating by transhipt from Boston (Mass.) of the last of the first"              --Finnegans Wake

     riverrun, passed MIeadT and BUdder's (of Silene's wiser sadder Cellar? No, Basement!), from North of Shore past Back of Bay, Kóxes us (up oars, weialala leia, stop, please stop, do please stop, O do please stop!) back to Havered Clutch and Endowments.

     Surd Vilanius Cuchumberlain, tempaxial sassenach plenimpotentiary, had not yet swapt away bad Czechs for farigold Deutschmarks; nor, tho varsouvianafter, had Hurtler spurspewed tygers versus warses so Warsaw saw war; Mussolman Ez Punt, valueur of gombeens, rover with short fuse, had not yet rearrived in Nord-Amerika on this side the crazy mishmosh of St. Elizabeth's (ora pro Ezra, Immaculata!) from Rapallo to repello and rue below, taraboom; nor yet had Sweeney Mac Suibhne offered no quarter, no Horlicks and zephyrs, no Daunty Gouty Shopkeeper, not on yer Nelliot!  No voice from Chicago bellowsed handers-on and her Zogs (ein augenblick, out of the Marzo-pan into the mire) to trillingions in their prides; nor had that Nobel Southron sung upraptoriously but inhaudibly to faraway pelegrims of the indubitability of the rumen spirit, in casque or p'int; nor had that other importently earnest Nobel earl Ham-on-Wray set his gaff-er to sea Savarin Rodolphe in flays (if ewe gnu sushi like I); nor yet had an Erste unnamable Franco-graf unmellowdramatized his chess Play (godot, caitiff!); and no red-letter end to Newton's artconceal (wilkommen aus Londres, sloths and he-heroes) had a pyncheon gabbled for his V's-á-vis, that crime ofFall 37.

     O tell me all about Shawm's Voice!  I want to hear all about Germ's Choice!  Tell me all.  Tell me now.  You'll die when you hear.  Tell hotel!  Well, your mann Shem, a Wol from Zurück (O Pooh!), currowed his dingy shirt sore-point crost the pond, inveighted to Horrored coz Gernsback? no, gemsbok? no, Pearlbuch was boozy riddling at the Why emcee, eh.  Yore nicens witto bhoy sealed on by a triremedial warping process, past New Hunshire, Concord on the Merrimake, to Boystown Whorebar.  Vesseling Charley's River is Ma Darlin and Hey Ho, Up She Roises, Reeve Drughad all sinistrous, he finned forrard on his flingcloudt whyskit, did Shame-us, to that nonCam bridge by the harbored Squeer.  And there he encred, our baby Tuckyoo, a Ming to read us mad from his Working Prigness.  Saints Lucy and George preserve us!  No femaly with him?  Nor a barnacle in sight?  Na, no, niver, only Cyrenes and Rheinmädchen in their altogether Waspasian nicelynicies.  Canoe believe it?  Phwat hoppen then?  Till me awl, noo!

     O the strut of him's elf on that Cam-less bridge (moduh Cam-bronne, not a Cam-era inside!), with his goaty phiz and his fishygods, his roystrygods and his blackGardaglasses, his wideawake hat and his cluck of molycoddlers, the King James Reversion!  Like the grattan Allthing of litter ashore, Joyous Jim, with his doublin R's and his putrid tryests (not suitable for Jung nor Mann), his owl eyeses and his finicking walk, Majorscule (actinic Captain) of the Mode Urns (no pomo he, brosis), strettin and fruttin his R up on the bridge.  And there was much reJoycing and congereelgreeting and Traumspieling and bridgehampton, Anna (Livia) variegate thyme it was, hied by all.  Reel pain for our sham's friends, Ice A.  And then Cutler, the pleasant then-present President of the Kludge (Ashley, Cutler's obit Offa forker) presented an unprecedented present to our Sunny cock-pheasant.   Well, gawain, wot vaziert?  You'll die, atolled you.  Wattwattwatt!  A ban-Anna!!  "Hava halfa banana, jimson, you most be-famoused.  Bananas, bossed frauight in threepublic.  One offer, O nurse, scented from lint Asians in platinum Erica.  And patch the wheel.  Eh?  I said, patch the wheel!  Eye mien, WATCH THE PEEL!  O pftjschute."

     A near-scribicide, this fall (bababadaldonderundblitzen) of a once wallstrait goldcodger is a taupe cigarette in minstrelsy (keep you mum now!), as your erst solid man slept a way über the parapeteia--zurück to Zürich, never to turn a fin a gain--a wake a long a live a splash a pun the

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Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.  Besides, if Faulkner could turn a series of hillbilly jokes into a novel... at least I didn't portray anybody's dying mother as a fish.